Guess Who is she

Soye ho !!!!(r u sleeping)
To Jago, aur thik se dekho......(wake up n watch carefully)
kaun hai ye......(tell me, who is she)
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Sorry.....Mujhe bhi nahi pata ........... (Sorry I also don't know who is she)

8th Wonder

You may have seen vehicles with wheel…

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You may have seen chairs with wheel… (Wheel Chair….)

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Even I am looking for the person who sent me this Post

GAS PLANT : SEATED FOR INTERVIEW

The world's largest swimming pool...

If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one.
It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.
Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world.
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Children play in the clear waters of the 3,323 ft long pool

The saltwater pool contains 250,000 cubic metres of water and is navigable in small boats

Acknowledged by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's largest swimming pool, the lagoon measures 1,013 metres in length and covers an area of eight hectares

But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own – and you have the space to accommodate it – then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly £1billion and the annual maintenance bill will be £2million.
The man-made saltwater lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del Mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast, since it opened last month.
Its turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.
It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb – nicknamed the Big Splash – in Morocco, which is a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympicsize pool measures some 50 yards by 25 yards.

Chile's monster pool uses a computer- controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation, drawing it in from the ocean at one end and pumping it out at the other.
The sun warms the water to 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea.
Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, whose Crystal Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build "an impressive artificial paradise" even in inhospitable areas.
"As long as we have access to unlimited seawater, we can make it work, and it causes no damage to the ocean."

Making CS Clips - The Short, Free, Easy Way

Lately, I've noticed a lot of people posting their Counter-Strike clips. Others wish to know how to make them and where to host them. This guide will teach you how to make Counter-Strike clips and host them so you can show them to friends or post them on forums. Note that this guide is made as basic as possible while still retaining some quality to your clip. You should have a basic knowledge of Counter-Strike and CS demos before you tackle the rest of this guide. This guide is not by any means meant to teach you how to make your clip with exceptional quality and editting. You can complete this entire guide without paying for anything except for Counter-Strike of course. All programs used in this guide are free to download. The links are here:
VirtualDub 1.6.11 http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/virtualdub/VirtualDub-1.6.11.zip?download
XviD 1.1.0 - http://www.koepi.org/XviD-1.1.0-30122005.exe

Installation for XviD is pretty straight-forward. For VirtualDub, simply put all the files from the .zip into a folder and run the VirtualDub.exe to open the program.

Step 1 - Recording your demo
Fig 1 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/1_CS-Recordcopy.jpg
Fig 2 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/2_CS-Stopcopy.jpg
In order to get your gameplay into a recorded file, we must use Counter-Strike's built in recording system. To record a demo, while connected to a server, open the console and type "record mydemo" (without the quotes) where "mydemo" is the name you wish to name the demo (Fig 1). Once you are finished playing, open the console and type "stop" (without the quotes, Fig 2). Disconnecting from the server or quitting Counter-Strike will automatically stop the demo. The demo file will end up in your cstrike folder (Default is C:/ Program Files/ Steam/ SteamApps/ youremail/ Counter-Strike/ cstrike). Step 2 - Make BMPs
Fig 3 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/3_CS-Settingscopy.jpg
Fig 4 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/4_CS-Viewdemocopy.jpg
Fig 5 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/5_CS-Startmoviecopy.jpg
Fig 6 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/6_CS-Endmoviecopy.jpg
Before we watch the demo and extract the footage to make the video clip, we'll set certain settings within Counter-Strike to improve the appearance of the clip and make it a bit more clean looking than raw ingame footage. First thing we need to do is change the resolution to 800x600. This will keep the file at a reasonable size (Fig 3). Second, we will type in certain settings into the console to get rid of certain parts of the HUD and make the crosshair sized to the 800x600 resolution. The commands we will use are (Fig 3): hideradar hud_saytext 0 voice_enable 0 hud_centerid 0 cl_crosshair_size medium Now that we have all the settings set, in console, type "viewdemo mydemo" (without the quotes) where "mydemo" is the name of the demo you recorded (Fig 4). This will begin the playback of your demo. Find the part in the demo where you want your clip to begin and either pause it or complete the next section quickly. If the join team menu does not go away, open the console and type "slot1" (without the quotes. Note that opening the console may restart your demo and you might have to find the part in the demo again). When you are ready to begin your clip, in console type "startmovie mymovie 90" (without the quotes) where "mymovie" is the name you want to use for your BMPs (this name is entirely irrelevant and won't affect the name of your final clip so just keep it simple, Fig 5) and press 'ESC' to quit out of the console. Things will be moving pretty slow which is normal, this process will output the ingame screen to .bmp files at 90 frames per second to your cstrike folder, all starting with the name you chose (ie: mymovie) followed by the number of the frame. Once you have reached the end of the segment you wish to make into a clip, open the console and type "endmovie" (without the quotes, Fig 6) and exit out of Counter-Strike. Step 3 - Making the .AVI File
Fig 7 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/7_VD-Open-Filecopy.jpg
Fig 8 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/8_VD-Open-BMPscopy.jpg
Fig 9 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/9_VD-Video-Optionscopy.jpg
Fig 10 - http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9426/10vdframeratecopy9gm.jpg
Fig 11 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/11_VD-Compressioncopy.jpg
Fig 12 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/12_VD-XviDcopy.jpg
Now that we have all our frames into .bmp files, we are ready to compile them all together into one video file. Open VirtualDub and click File > Open (Fig 7). Browse to your cstrike folder and select the first .bmp file of your sequence (ie: mymovie00001) and make sure "Automatically load linked segments" is check (Fig 8). This will load your BMP files into VirtualDub. Now this is the part that may seem a bit tricky. Go to Video > Frame Rate (or hit Ctrl+R, Step #1 of Fig 9). Select "Change to" and make it 90 and click OK (Fig 10). Now go to Video > Fast recompress (Step #2 of Fig 9). Go to Video > Compression (or hit Ctrl+P, Step #3 of Fig 9). This will bring up the Compression menu. From the list, select "XviD MPEG-4 Codec" and hit Configure (Fig 11). Make sure to follow this part correctly or your clip may come out bad quality. Change Encoding type to "Single Pass” (Step #1 of Fig 12) then click "Load Defaults" (Step #2 of Fig 12). Now click on the button that says "Target quantizer" so it changes to "Target bitrate (kbps)" (Step #3 of Fig 12) and enter 4000 as the bitrate (Step #4 of Fig 12). Click OK until you get back to the main screen and go to File > Save (or hit F7). Name your file and save it where you'd like. Open your .avi file and watch your newly created clip. Step 4 - Uploading Your Clip
Fig 13 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/13_PF-Browsecopy.jpg
Fig 14 - http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/mxma1/Making%20Clips/14_PF-URLcopy.jpg
Head on over to
http://www.putfile.com
and click the Browse button and open your .avi (Fig 13). Select file type "Video", enter a Title and Category for your video and click "Upload Media". This may take a while so wait a few minutes. When it has finished uploading, a page that shows the URL to your clip will appear (Fig 14). Sending the URL to your friends or posting on forums will link viewers directly to your clip. Miscellanious If you want cut off the parts of the clip that shows the console, simply go into your cstrike folder and preview your BMPs and delete the ones that have the console in it accordingly. Adding music, effects, colors, widescreen etc. will require more work and will not be covered in this guide. For more help check out Saeed's Movie Making Tutorial thread (http://gotfrag.com/cs/forums/thread/177982/ ).
The codec settings used will make for about 30mb/min. Putfile only allows 25mb video files meaning your clip will have to be under 50 seconds in length so keep that in mind. Once you have finished making the .avi, I highly suggest deleting the BMPs because those will take up many gigabytes of space on your harddrive. This is the outcome I got making a test clip using settings/instructions from this tutorial:
http://media.putfile.com/Making-Clips
Tutorial by: mxma1-s1ntax If your clip comes out choppy Try using startmovie 30 instead of startmovie 90 and skip the step where you change the frame rate from 30 to 90 in VirtualDub (skip fig #9 and #10). I've noticed that Putfile has a problem with playing 90 fps clips.


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Safety Awards Winner

Here are the winners of
WORK SAFETY COMPETITION

6th Place

5th Place
4th Place

3rd Place

2nd Place

And the Winner is

And now the one outside of the competiton...

Installing Wife

To: TechNICAL Support

Dear Sir,

Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected :(

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks,

What If Titanic sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:


U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........whoelse?)

U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:
"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon....bastard)

Canada:
"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke
liye pabandi"
(President Musharraf)

UN:
"Shit happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.

A Great Conversation

A man came to Iyas Ibn Mu'awiyah, a Muslim judge famous for his
wisdom, and the following conversation took place between them:

Man: What is the Islamic ruling regarding wine?

Judge: It is Haram (Forbidden).

Man: How about water?

Judge: It is Halal (Permissible).

Man: How about dates and grapes?

Judge: They are Halal.

Man: Why is it that all these ingredients are Halal, and yet when you
combine them, they become Haram?

The judge looked at the man and said: If I hit you with this handful
of dirt, do you think it would hurt you?

Man: It would not.

Judge: How about if I hit you with this handful of straw?

Man: It would not hu rt me.

Judge: How about a handful of water?

Man: It surely would not hurt me.

Judge: How about if I mix them, and let them dry to become a brick,
and then hit you with it, would it hurt you?

Man: It would hurt me and might even kill me!

Judge: The same reasoning applies to what you asked me.

Cool PhotoShops X-Rays

Last Chance

Last 5 seconds of your exam???????? ?? remember your exam days!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !! ; !
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Funny Toons

Relax have a seat!

The Beauty of Maths!

The Beauty of Maths!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Masala pics... Be Careful..

CAREFUL

Masala pics...Careful. .. ensure no kids around
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Booooooooooooohaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!
Kyon bana diya naaaaaaaaa ;)

Very Expensive Ad

Bangkok Train Unbelievable

So this is why the local trains in Bangkok run a bit slow. Take a look and you'll know what I mean.
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New Sofa Sets

Glowing Cube in the Middle of Berlin

The place is Deutsche Bahn's headquarters, a german railroad company. It's located right in the middle of Berlin's Washingtonplaz.Danish architecture firm 3xn was in charge of this cubic construction. This thing looks amazing in the night!!And the inside is very refreshing.

The cube by night:

Lion Kisses Rescuer

THIS WOMAN IN THE VIDEO FOUND THIS LION INJURED IN THE FOREST READY TO DIE. SHE TOOK THE LION WITH HER AND NURSED THE LION BACK TO HEALTH. WHEN THE LION WAS BETTER SHE MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH A ZOO TO TAKE THE LION AND GIVE IT A NEW AND HAPPY HOME.

THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN WHEN THE WOMAN AFTER SOME TIME WENT TO GO VISIT THE LION TO SEE HOW HE WAS DOING.

WATCH THE LION'S REACTION WHEN HE SEES HER. AMAZING!!!!!

The Most Scaring Thing

Kitne admi they?

Kitne admi they?


Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati,
2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

Comet Between Fireworks and Lightning

Sometimes the sky itself is the best show in town. On January 26, people from Perth, Australia gathered on a local beach to watch a sky light up with delights near and far. Nearby, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. On the far right, lightning from a thunderstorm flashed in the distance. Near the image center, though, seen through clouds, was the most unusual sight of all: Comet McNaught. The photogenic comet was so bright that it even remained visible though the din of Earthly flashes. Comet McNaught continues to move out from the Sun and dim, but should remain visible in southern skies with binoculars through the end of this month. The above image is actually a three photograph panorama digitally processed to reduce red reflections from the exploding firework.